Rat stench a persistent problem at Orlando airport, top customs official says — OrlandoSentinel.com
I’m having a hard time getting my head around the Orlando International Airport rat thing.
This is going to make me sound like some random crank sitting on his front porch with a shotgun yelling at kids to stay away from his goldarned unmowed lawn, but seriously, dudes and dudettes: How freaking hard is it to keep a major public area used by millions of people on a regular basis free of RATS?!
Isn’t that, like, a basic, fundamental necessity? Table steaks? The place can be kinda dirty, or unorganized, and you may wait in line for two hours to get on a flight, but at least there aren’t RATS rotting in the ductwork. Right?!
I really just don’t get it. It’s like finding out you bought a car and they forgot to put tires on it. How does this happen?!