Nowak Charged with Attempted Murder.

A former astronaut, in disguise in a wig and trenchcoat, driving over 1,000 miles in a diaper so she wouldn’t have to stop with intention of hurting a possibly killing U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman in a bizarre lover’s triangle involving fellow astronaut Bill Oefelein. Really people, you can’t make this stuff up.

I find it intersting that there has been no mention of mental illness or even the suspicion of such. I know NASA has some rigorous admissions standards and surely there must be something in her record that indicated some level of instability. People don’t just flip like that without warning, unless of course this Oefelein fellow is just one heck of a catch. He certainly has some clout with the fellas now.

“Oh yeah, well you’ve never had a woman drive 1,000 miles in a diaper for you OR been to space. Top that!”

1 Comment so far

  1. Rachel (unregistered) on February 6th, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

    Uh…wouldn’t you still need to stop for gas? That lady has got to be so, so messed up to go all the way to the extreme of wearing a diaper. Really weird.

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