Gator-ade.
What’s this town coming to when you can’t even smoke some crack without being attacked by an alligator? First the imported and non-native swans and now the crackheads.
I think it’s high time (pun sadly intended) for a good ol’ fashioned gator lynch mob. Let’s get em!
Or perhaps we should just understand that we parked on their lawn, and every once in a while they are going to remind us of that.
Well, at least somebody is doing something about the crime in this town! I say lets deputize the gators and they’ll clean up this town. Move over McGruff!