Breaking Wind*
*Yes, that’s two fart jokes in a row, maturity is my specialty.
You know while I am loving the cool weather and clear skies, what’s with all the wind? We had gusts up to 40MPH yesterday. It blew down a tree in our yard and scattered the porch furniture. Florida is becoming increasingly unstable weather-wise it seems. Prelude to the apocalypse, or just a coincidental stream of meteorological events? I’d like to go with option B.
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Pat Robertson warned us:
“I would warn Orlando that you’re right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don’t think I’d be waving those flags in God’s face if I were you.”
Thanks, all you gay people, thanks a lot!