“Hey guys, Scooby’s feelin kinda like he’s got rabies. We’re just gonna go outside and get some fresh air.”
- Shaggy

Corrections Officer Charged With Attacking Scooby Doo

Investigators said a Scooby Doo character was attacked at Universal Studios and the man charged with the crime is a corrections officer in Hillsborough County. Witnesses said the man maliciously beat the character for no reason.

The officer bonded out of jail, but now the case is with the State Attorney’s Office. The character alleges he was hit in the head and suffered head injuries.

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Is it wrong of me to believe that this is crazy and yet tremendously funny at the same time?